- THE GOOD NEWS: our debut LP will be released via the lovely No Sleep Records, preview about 1/140th of it in this lil vid!
- THE BAD NEWS: there is none this is awesome!!!!!!
moneen | don’t ever tell locke what he can’t do
sign on, and throw it back against the wall
you ask me how
what if i resent you now?
what if i can’t trust in anything you said?
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one of the crucialest jams of all time
HANDY MEASUREMENTS OF TIME WHEN YOU DO NOT HAVE A WATCH
- It takes exactly five seconds to read this sentence aloud.
- Find a cesium-133 atom. It will take exactly one half hour for it to oscillate between the two hyperfine levels of its ground state 16,546,737,186,000 times. Most car dashboards now come equipped with a cesium-133 atom for just this purpose.
- A certified speed-reader will be able to read this entire book in exactly an hour. Certified speed-readers may be contracted in the county clerk’s office.
- Using only the stones and twigs around you, it will take you exactly 120 minutes to construct a working sundial.
- When you realize you should have simply apologized, it will be exactly 11:50 P.M. Needless to say: too late.
- When driving at night, the ghostly hitchhiker will reappear on the side of the road exactly once per hour, for exactly four hours, before giving up.
- A fortnight martini, when properly made, will not reach room temperature for fourteen days.
- If you do not meet them a second time, you will forget the name and face of everyone you meet within five years.
- The agave or ‘century’ plant will live for 100 years. Caution: at year 100, it will come alive and devour the person closest to it.
— John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise
Aubergine | mewithoutYou
Brother, Sister is still unsurpassed as a whole but this might be the best individual song they’ve ever written
Waiting for the hour with a wherewithal to leave,
Patient as a dog for its master.
We are pleased to welcome MA’s own Aviator to the No Sleep family. Look for their new LP later this year.
Check out one of their music via their Bandcamp here.
Official Press Release
Oohhhh we done it now.
Anonymous asked: What's the best way to learn guitar? Heeeelp, oh mighty rock band!
Buy/steal/borrow a guitar. Buy/steal/download Dookie. Learn it
That’s what I did and look at me now!
K. Flay - So Fast, So Maybe